B: What mommy?
Me: This outfit really makes mommy's butt look big.
B (jumps off bed & looks in mirror at herself): This makes my butt look tiny, kind of like Eli's!
***A few days ago we had a rough morning at our house. Eli was fussy & being a trouble maker. After pulling him off the couch for the hundreth time I started to laugh at how awful the day had been***
B: What are you laughing at?
Me: My life. My whole life.
B: Hahahahahahahaha....I am laughing at my whole life too.
***We were playing doctor. Breena using her ear/nose/throat tool thing (not sure what its called) to "look at the baby" through my belly button***
B: Mommy, you have an owie but bite on your tummy!
Me: What?
B: (points to my lower belly) Right there!
Me: (go grab a mirror to look. horrified to see what i see) Breena! That is a stretch mark!
B: (lifts up her shirt) I don't have any of those smetches marks
Rub it in kid. You have a tiny butt & stretch mark free tummy. Way to make bloated mama feel good about herself! Haha!
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